do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead
Watch me get none whatsoever
I’m looking forward to not receiving any messages.
Dog: Oh you got new owner!
Cat: Yeah. She picked me up from the pound yesterday
Dog: She is so cute! What did you name her?
wow over the hedge fandom long time no see
PRACTICE WAS AMAZING. I WAS ABLE TO SURPASS MY GOAL FOR MY RALLIES AND GOT UP TO 21!!!! Also my serves are becoming a lot more stronger and more precise. Like wow the WOOSH and thwack of the ball excites me so much when I’m practicing and like the wham of it against the wall makes me feel so good?? Like wow I have so much fun alone. And I always have to remind myself to not dive for the ball because of the glass ;v;
i can’t believe we live in a world where someone on tumblr can call chris evans a dorito in the tags of some post and have it circulate so widely that robert downey jr calls him that often enough that chris evans gets the joke behind it.
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear [insert URL here],
Dude this sounds fun
there are characters that you love and would protect them from harm at all costs
and then there are characters that you love but still wouldn’t hesitate to throw them overboard a ship
Blows your back out as your homie
Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.
makes you cum in the spirit of comradery
Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is
hits it from the back to let you know im here for you