< I don't know what i did but i think i did it
I don't know what i did but i think i did it

nice-wig-janis:

do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead

(via schloong)

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annulet:

pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY 

(via doubleglitch)

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“If I was your lover”… Finish it in my ask.

Watch me get none whatsoever

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I’m looking forward to not receiving any messages.

(Source: fiftysh4des, via kiss-kiss-fall-into-despair)

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icarly-official:

when your friend lets you copy their homework

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(via thirsty-castiel)

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I wonder if our animals give us names that we don’t know about

onceuponawholockfannibal:

theotheristhedoctor:

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

assbutt-wizard-in-the-tardis:

like

Dog: Oh you got  new owner!

Cat: Yeah. She picked me up from the pound yesterday

Dog: She is so cute! What did you name her?

Cat: Steve.

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wow over the hedge fandom long time no see

(via brbtakingovertheworld)

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roseskies:

PRACTICE WAS AMAZING. I WAS ABLE TO SURPASS MY GOAL FOR MY RALLIES AND GOT UP TO 21!!!! Also my serves are becoming a lot more stronger and more precise. Like wow the WOOSH and thwack of the ball excites me so much when I’m practicing and like the wham of it against the wall makes me feel so good?? Like wow I have so much fun alone. And I always have to remind myself to not dive for the ball because of the glass ;v;

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tuhree:

"your whole ass is out in those shorts"

you’re welcome

(via nebuloser)

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djsckatzen:

otakumusician:

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FUCKING HIT PLAY OH MY GOD

(via --snickers)

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winterfuckingsoldier:

i can’t believe we live in a world where someone on tumblr can call chris evans a dorito in the tags of some post and have it circulate so widely that robert downey jr calls him that often enough that chris evans gets the joke behind it.

(via damittromney)

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lyricallucas:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [insert URL here],

Dude this sounds fun

(Source: wishtoconfess, via ladybeek)

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aquilaofarkham:

there are characters that you love and would protect them from harm at all costs

and then there are characters that you love but still wouldn’t hesitate to throw them overboard a ship

(via actualfrance)

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drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

(via that-one-gay-gurl)

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*eats you out as a friend*

chiefsimba:

iknownothingisalliknow:

revitiligo:

thepoetspace:

amerikkkanpie:

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

(Source: aterriblehusband, via nebuloser)

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